He’s being so careful I’m crying
“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“
“Comfortable hole, bye “
What therapy is really like
Me: i wanna get hit by a car
Her: what kind of car?
gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow
so are you inplying that she may have also attended jake mcnamara’s house party
choose your fighter
this is me going thru a thesaurus for every single word trying to write a paper
yeah i reckon they might be
$635,000/3 br/3100 sq ft
Osage Beach, MO
Need some human interaction
I don’t agree with tumblr’s whole “you can’t enjoy this thing because it’s problematic” vibe, but watching Friends is weird now knowing that the actor who played Chandler led an invasion of Japan in 1863, which led to the forceful Westernisation of the isolated country.
1853.
I’m sorry, yes, the actor who played Chandler in Friends invaded Japan in 1853, not 1863.
itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
“Ooo that’s cute”
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
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